BOTH Great Shovelhead Red Adventures
Order from website or call us!!
books personally dedicated by the writer!
Greetings Bretheren and Sisteren in the Wind! Uncle Roy
and his '03 Softail (aka "th' Step-Son) are back on station at the
Roost after 40 righteous daze on the road. We will begin taking reservations
for season '08 in early March. But I'm now taking e-mails for info on
your Roost Experience this summer.
A HUGE thanx to all who were smart enough to score my 'Shovelhead Red' Novels
for X-Mas '07. If you DIDN'T buy my books: WHAT TH' HELL IS WRONG WITH YA?
Don't start crying just yet. It's not too late for you to get in on the fun.
I still have a few copies left, and winter down-time ain't gonna wait for you.
Order one or both of my gut-wrenchin', leg-wettin', sphincter-strainin' 'Shovelhead
Red' books. Getting them is cheap and easy--two of my favorite words--and ya
can do it without getting off th' couch! I'll even pop for tax and postage; HOW
CAN YA LOSE?
The banner above tells ya how to order. Uncle Roy
(that's me) sez; 'satisfaction guaranteed or ya gets yer dust back!'
Try workin' that deal at a citizen bookstore! Go ahead; ORDER TODAY! and
your down-time just got easier. Be advised; these books are NOT "Dr.
Laura" approved, nor written for Harry Potter freaks and geeks!
They are biker and adult oriented. What else?
Trust me; you'll LOVE the books and the money is right! Thanx in advance...Uncle
|Conceived, built, owned, and operated by a couple of brothers (Uncle Roy and BC) who really love to ride. The ROOST is
exclusively for those who love wind and wheels.
All makes & models
Shady, grassy Tent sites
Game Room with Pool & Darts
(See Note below)
Free Coffee every morning
Excellent riding, all
Fire wood cut & almost
Close to Area Attractions
Horseback riding stables
OPEN: APRIL 14th...CLOSE:
Guests Must Be At Least 18 Years Old. NO EXCEPTIONS
wonít find the ROOST on the heavily trafficked tourist roads. However, we are ideally located
for great day rides to many of North Carolinaís tourist areas. RIDERís
just east of the Blue Ridge Parkway near Boone, offers beauty and
seclusion without giving up creature comforts. Guests of the ROOST
enjoy some of the greatest riding east of the Mississippi. The Blue Ridge
Parkway, a mandatory ride for any serious motorcyclist, is only minutes away
and every route to the Parkway is a delight. Scenic mountain roads are in
abundance. In fact, NC268 is a designated North Carolina Scenic Byway.
The riding is why we are here! We will also be happy to help you lay out
your day's ride for your maximum enjoyment.
of many long rides, we understand what the touring rider wants and needs.
You wonít be shunted off to the back forty here. Our Campsites and lodging
facilities are situated alongside a pristine mountain stream where you
can sleep to the soothing sounds of white water rapids. Swim in our huge
country swim hole or just lounge in the rocks and let the cool mountain
water ease muscles weary from a day in the saddle. Recreational facilities,
ice and chests, grilles, firewood, basic shop services, and even air
for ya mattress are all available. We realize that you canít carry everything
on a bike, so we probably have it at the ROOST. If ya donít see it, just
We even have emergency road service if you have a problem with your ride during
Check Out our FEATURES
page to see other pictures of the ROOST
to add some pics of ya visit to the ROOST? Email them to me at firstname.lastname@example.org and
I'll post them in on our 'Photos' page.. bc
Each year RIDERís
ROOST sponsors three riding season parties. These events
include live entertainment, food, and plenty of fun for all. Reservations
are encouraged although not required. See our
Events page for more
welcome Groups of all sizes and can accommodate up to several hundred.
Let our staff cater your next rally or event. Anything from rides
to live music or comedy, Please contact us for more
information on group rates and services.
Wanna add some
biker humor to yer
next group meeting or party?
Uncle Roy's is available with a great
standup comedy and act.
Contact Us for details.