HELP UNCLE ROY & RIDERS' ROOST SAVE AMERICA!

   Bretheren & Sistren in the wind; Greetings. Lemme acks ya a question What is America's biggest problem today? Simple: SHIT COSTS TOO MUCH!  WHY? Again, simple: it's the OIL STOOPID! America's economic disaster begins and ends with OIL! Because oil is overpriced, EVERYTHING is overpriced. OK, we have to burn oil; but we can use less. Hell us bikers ALWAYS used less. But why not do better?
   Many bikers must drive cages to work during winter. This consumption is unavoidable. Let it go. But we also use boo-koo oil driving to so called entertainment venues like; bowling,swap-meets, opera, midget-tossing, goat-ropin', red-neck bars, biker bars, Titty-bars, etc,--where we find more exorbitant prices, and less fun than we pay for; and use MORE oil.
   So, let's review; you take it in the shorts, and burn MORE oil. We know most oil comes from A-rab land. So, you get ripped off for whatever you call fun, AND the gas to get there; while AIDING lunatics who DAILY turn our soldiers into human confetti! I hate to be harsh, but right now you should be feeling pretty DUMB.
   Here's how you and I can help. YOU buy MY 'SHOVELHEAD RED' novels. Dig; you can score BOTH my leg-wettin', gut-wrenchin', sphincter-strainin' biker fiction novels for LESS than you'd drop takin' yer ol' lady to ONE movie. Don't even talk about bar-hoppin' or eating out. Most movies SUCK, most meals out miss the mark, and as for Titty-bars; I haven't seen so much plastic since I toured a Tupperware plant.
   Do I haveta draw ya a picture? ORDER my books, stay HOME an' read 'em, save OIL, thwart our enemies and laugh yer ass off! Trust me, my books DON'T suck. And they ain't made in China, so if yer rug-rat munches a page or two, it's no BFD.
   I think we understand each other. Get hip to SHOVELHEAD RED--a biker hero for all seasons--AND help SAVE our beloved country. What are ya, a effin' KOM'NISS? I'll be expecting your order, and if I DON'T get it, don't YOU come cryin' to ME when the black helicopters come for YOU! 'Nuff said;Thanky..(Uncle Roy)

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As veterans of many long rides, we understand what the touring rider wants and needs. You won’t be shunted off to the back forty here. Our Campsites and lodging facilities are situated alongside a pristine mountain stream where you can sleep to the soothing sounds of white water rapids. Swim in our huge country swim hole or just lounge in the rocks and let the cool mountain water ease muscles weary from a day in the saddle. Recreational facilities, ice and chests, grilles, firewood, basic shop services, and even air for ya mattress are all available. We realize that you can’t carry everything on a bike, so we probably have it at the ROOST. If ya don’t see it, just ask.
We even have emergency road service if you have a problem with your ride during your stay.

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